Kobolds Ate My Baby! (The Orange Book)

$39.99

9th Level Games

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Cult classic anti-dungeon crawl silliness!

For kobolds in the service of King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) their life will undoubtedly be silly, brutal, and short. They may be crushed by cows falling from the sky. They may be obliterated by meteorites, betrayed by friends, or brained by frying pans. They may cheerily march to their death upon the beaks of chickens or from the tentacles of eldritch magicks. If they are really lucky, they may survive long enough to bring back a tasty treat to the Kobold Caves and avoid becoming lunch themselves. In KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY! you are a KOBOLD! Being cannon fodder has never been this much fun!

It all started WAY BACK in the late 1900's with the 1st edition in zine form releasing in 1999. Then there was the deluxe hardcover put out in 2005 by Dorkstorm Press. Fast forward to 2013 when the then new Kobolds Ate My Baby in Colour dropped. Well, that was 10 years ago. 10 YEARS MAN!

Now we're back with a Polymorph version of Kobolds Ate My Baby. Character creation is even faster, and it's never been easier to play the cult classic beer & pretzels roleplaying game.

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